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Wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare. Phone is fine. Browser extension is fine. That is the only account this coin wants.
LGBTQ History Month · October
GAY ELONMUSK
$GAYLON
THE WORLD’S RICHEST FRUIT IS READY TO PUMP. 🍑 He’s a billionaire. He’s a rocket man. He’s a certified GEM. And he’s ready to boldly go where no man has gone before… straight into URANUS. 🚀🍆🌈
BUY $GAYLON
HOW TO BUY
BE A GEM. BUY $GAYLON. GRAB THE ROCKET. EXPLORE URANUS. 🚀🍑💎🌈
SOLANA
PUMP.FUN
MINT TBA
URANUS BOUND
GAY, TBH100
PROBLEM LEVEL0
Correct. That is the whole investment thesis, tbh.
October · United States
LGBTQ HISTORY MONTH
On November 1, 2024, Elon Musk blessed the internet with six legendary words: “I have no problem being called gay tbh.” SAY LESS, DADDY ELON. 💋 During LGBTQ History Month we’re celebrating the most fabulous thing to happen to space exploration since someone realized URANUS was an actual planet.
November 1, 2024 · 1:15 PM
THE RECEIPT
On November 1, 2024 he posted it. The rainbow flags went up, the glitter cannons exploded, and somewhere a Cybertruck turned hot pink. We framed the shrug.
“I HAVE NO PROBLEM BEING CALLED GAY TBH”
@elonmusk · counts as shown on the post. Not a live scoreboard. The zero under Problems is ours, and it is the only number we are willing to invent.
OPEN THE POST- 736KVIEWS
- 11KLIKES
- 1.4KREPLIES
- 1.1KREPOSTS
- 256SAVES
- 0PROBLEMS
Solana · pump.fun
HIT BUY
Naturally, $GAYLON is launching on Pump.fun. Because where else would Gay Elon Musk launch his enormous rocket? This isn’t your grandmother’s crypto launch. This is a full-throttle, glitter-powered, rainbow-fueled extravaganza.
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SOL
Buy a little Solana. Leave dust for fees. If you spend the last lamport, the swap just stares at you.
03
pump.fun
Open pump.fun and search $GAYLON. Check the ticker. Check the eyeliner. Check the hoop. If the picture is not Gay Elon looking fabulous, it is not this gem.
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Swap
Enter SOL, read the quote, hit buy. The bonding curve moves when people show up. That is the whole machine.
Slippage is a setting, not a personality. Start tight. Widen it only if the buy fails. When the mint is filled in at the bottom of this file, the button goes straight to the coin. Until then it opens pump.fun. Search $GAYLON.
OPEN PUMP.FUN
Phantom
Solflare
Chart on DexScreener
Before the ape
READ THE SHIRT
Three things the glitter is not allowed to hide.
Fabulous
Six colors of the rainbow
Zero interest in being boring. Too glamorous for Earth. Too extra for Mars. Serving face, serving rockets, serving interplanetary realness.
Big Rocket Energy
SpaceX has the hardware
We’ve got the attitude. One giant thrust for mankind. The rocket is hard. The diamond hands are harder. 💎
Uranus Exploration
Destination URANUS
Why settle for a straight shot to Mars when you can take the scenic route through the entire galaxy? The gaylaxy is calling.
Same face. New caption. New energy.
$GAYLON MEMES
Gay Elon in the wild. Stamp a line on it, copy it, post it. The shirt is the whitepaper.
No fake candle
THE COIN
When the mint is live, DexScreener is the chart. This box is the terms, not a price.
- Ticker
- $GAYLON
- Name
- Gay Elon Musk
- Chain
- Solana
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Tax
- 0% / 0%
- Launch
- pump.fun bonding curve
- Team
- 0%
- Mint
- TBA until launch
- 01Hangar
Site up. Liner winged. The post is from November 1, 2024. The ticker is catching up.
- 02Ignition
Search $GAYLON on pump.fun. Bonding curve. Real SOL only. No whispered allocation.
- 03Cruise
Memes, the socials, the parade playlist. Community does the heavy glitter.
- 04History
October ends. The gem does not go back in the closet. The coin can still go to zero.
Straight answers
TBH, ANSWERED
Is he actually gay? +
He posted “I have no problem being called gay tbh.” SAY LESS, DADDY ELON. This coin does not claim his personal life. The bit is the post, the eyeliner, the hoop, and the enormous rocket pointed at Uranus.
Is this official? +
No. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Elon Musk, Tesla, or SpaceX. $GAYLON is a meme token, not equity or a guaranteed investment. Crypto carries substantial risk.
Why Uranus? +
Because why settle for a straight shot to Mars when you can take the scenic route? Maximum thrust. Enormous rockets. Explosive launches. NASA is blushing.
How do I actually buy? +
Phantom or Solflare, a little SOL, then pump.fun. Search $GAYLON. Elon loves to pump, and everybody loves a little fun. Check the eyeliner.
Can this go to zero? +
Yes. Assume it does. Meme coins are jokes you can lose. The glitter might stick around longer than your bag. Not financial advice.
Pull up
THE SOCIALS
Four doors. None of them are a secret admin.